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[–] Bringo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Seriously though. At first, as I began the article, I'm thinking "what a tragedy..." but by the end I'm like, "Well, it COULD have been avoided." Like the bloke who lit a firework on his head. Bad idea~shieesssh. "Fuck that gator" - yeah, that one's gonna stick.

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[–] pipispapas 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"That's the biggest gator in this entire region! So what I'm gonna do, is sneak up on him, and jam my thumb in his butthole!"

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[–] ScreaminMime [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I though that was a close-up of a kilt until it panned out, would had been so much more epic!

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[–] naturallymystic 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Darwin award time.