[–] Pop-up-king 2 points 7 points (+9|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes" --read this in a youtube comment... somehow it seemed appropriate here.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There’s a whole 4chan post about that and m&ms sending the dude a 5lb bag

[–] kevdude 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And then it melts in the mail rendering the specimen useless.

[–] Damnpasswords 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I thought I was the only one that used to play that game

[–] gazillions 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They're all better than the way niggers, sandniggers and mexicans go about it.

That left out the Chinese method.

Also the Native Americans that killed, tortured and enslaved the tribes that had land & women they wanted. Colonizing seems refined by contrast.

[–] Guy_Justsome 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I wonder how much of the infamous Belgian Congo carnage was the handiwork of actual Belgians, and how much was the result of Belgians delegating enforcement details to the local savages.

[–] Eualos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I bet they taste terrible, fucking dumbass Belgians. The French are the worst though

[–] Korinthian 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Only the french is accurate, because niggers simply adore whites that willingly throw away their progeny and heritage.

Anglos never forced the nigs to drink. Nigs pay hand over fist to get whatever easy drunk or high they can. It was nogs that invented getting high off sniffing shit afterall.

[–] theshopper 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Lol! Could we get some historical context for the Belgian ?

[–] Lazmat [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

@RedditSureDoesSuck 'In the 23 years (1885-1908) Leopold II ruled the Congo he massacred 10 million Africans by cutting off their hands and genitals, flogging them to death, starving them into forced labour, holding children ransom and burning villages. The ironic part of this story is that Leopold II committed these atrocities by not even setting foot in the Congo.' http://www.digitaljournal.com/blog/11297 'Why Isn’t Belgium’s King Leopold II As Reviled As Hitler Or Stalin? ' https://allthatsinteresting.com/king-leopold-ii-congo

[–] theshopper 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"Why Isn’t Belgium’s King Leopold II As Reviled As Hitler Or Stalin?"

That's a damned good question that I believe we already know the answer to.

This kind of information always makes me a bit aghast sometimes but I will def source it for accuracy. Have we as humans always been savages or is it litterally the 80/20 rule in play?

[–] RedditSureDoesSuck 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Right? I didn't know they ever even colonized anything.

[–] CapitalPurifier 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Belgian is the True Ancap Form

[–] thebearfromstartrack 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

There are NO frontiers anymore. That was then, this is now.

[–] varialus 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago  (edited ago)

There's the hollow Earth gray alien ancient civilization under Antarctica and the infinite rings of virgin lands and oceans beyond the great barrier ice wall around our center land of the great Flat Earth. Not to mention the unknown oceans above the impenetrable firmament above our heads like the glass of a snow globe. There's also the oceans, the lower levels of the Earth, other and the rest of our solar system and galaxy.

[–] thebearfromstartrack 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

All uninhabitable.