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I had a buddy who got friend-zoned. After months of shaming him, I finally snapped him out of it. He started inviting her over to get drunk and play Skyrim and she kept saying no. Eventually he told her she's a shitty friend. Lmfao.
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[–] showbobandvagene 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Exactly how it should be.
[–] BoomerHater1488er 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
I had a buddy who got friend-zoned. After months of shaming him, I finally snapped him out of it. He started inviting her over to get drunk and play Skyrim and she kept saying no. Eventually he told her she's a shitty friend. Lmfao.
[–] RogerByam 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
That's actually pretty clever.
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
You see I have no problem to buy for a friend, because usually a friend will make it up to you by buying next time.
Never seen women even among each other practise this custom.
[–] philmchawk 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Women don't truly have friends, they have alliances.
[–] HillBoulder ago
How many nigger friends do you have?
[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
After I said my friends pay me back/ we take turns buying you ask me how many niggers I know.
How does that make sense? Niggers if they don't murder you for petty stuff would never even beginn to think to give something back.
[–] Lagmonster 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Niggers don't pay you back
Edit: yes women act like niggers, they just look and smell better
[–] Skystriker 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Clever jogger
[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I can’t even understand what it’s saying.
[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
I think I heard bix nood and narmsayin in there somewhere.
[–] Usernamenameuser 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Lol a "narmsayin."
[–] HateCumbuckets ago
Gibs me dat sail foam gnome sane...
[–] Rockfish1000 ago
Throw her a bag of Skittles!