Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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[–] Tandemlee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thank you reminding me about exceptions, I looked up my state laws and they have them. I will be using this next time I venture out into the wild
[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Sorry for spell check but here it is. Exemption. And yes, thank you for looking up your own state's stuff on this. BTW, is it stated it's a law or a guideline? In California these masks things are called Guidelines and not once is the word "order" or "law" used. They were very careful to not overplay their hand in this. Only in the media is the word "mandate" used. Why? Because Obama and his clowns got rid of the law against media and government propaganda. So the media is free to push propaganda of an "emergency order" or "mandate" while legally, the state can not use those terms for something that it is prohibited by law from doing.
This is another reason why when you try to tell a store they can't force you to wear a mask they jump to, "It's store policy" which is also illegal but unless you have an attorney or force the issue they just hope you'll give up and walk out.
If you are arrested for not wearing a mask and just meekly accept a fine and pay, (that's what they want) then you become an example for others. If you fight back, refuse to pay a fine and take it to court in front of a real judge with a real attorney those who arrested you can be up on charges if you prevail. Obviously if your judge is corrupt, or your attorney is weak and stupid, you won't prevail. But, this costs money and court time and they wish to avoid exposure if you prevail.
You can go to Peggy Hall on Healthy American youtube channel. She has hours of videos on each aspect of the law and masking. BTW, at Nuremburg it was ruled to be a war crime to force someone to wear a mask even for health reasons. The law really is on our side.
The California State of Emergency Act "shall be terminated at the earliest possible time". This provision has been screwed with a hundred different ways. Also, this grants the governor powers to order the public workers around, not the citizens and certainly not ordering healthy people to wear a mask.