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[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I tried to get breakfast the other day at a place that had only one old couple sitting there. The server wanted my phone number and address. I asked her why, cuz I just wanna eat sumpin. She said 'because of covid'. I said I don't have a phone or address cuz I'm homeless, then I opened my wallet and said 'but I have plenty of money'. She said I could only order take-out. I said 'then McDonald's it is' and walked away. She didn't try to stop me. I shall never return (Zippy's, Wahiawa, Oahu, Hawaii).

[–] clubberlang 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Been there before full retard or now known as BFR. Or reverse it ask for her name and address ya know in case you want to get together later and rub each others covidtips

[–] Ma_ma_my_corona ago 

I put down i was donald trump and gave the number to the white house.

[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord ago 

Twist: you really ARE Trump!

PS: I wanna bang your wife