Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Hot soup kills virus. A raw salad is much more of a problem for all sorts of illness. Salad bars are known to spread illness.
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[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I beat them back with my truth stick to drive them further into irrationality. Make them act crazy enough and more normal people start thinking. Some of the cashiers at the local grocers started with bullshit before the mask "mandate" even started. One cashier told me I couldn't purchase corn tortillas and flour tortillas because I was only allowed one of each item. I argued with her, she then denied me both corn and flour tortillas. I started yelling and made her at least put the flour tortillas back on. I was furious so much that I just paid and left but kept the receipt. Went back the next day and reported her to the manager and showed him the receipt. He said he would "deal" with her. Then I reported she had bought up a bunch of toilet paper and was bringing it back into the store to make private sales to people at a profit. I don't know if it was actually her but this was done for a friend of mine who told me about the scam after he was forced to purchase toilet paper from one of the cashiers. So I lied a bit but it did happen. When he went to her I can imagine he gets on her for something she actually did to me and then when he gets onto her for the toilet paper scam it's not gonna matter if she did it or not.
When the mask thing came up she demanded I wear a mask and I went off on her about not reading the guidelines on the state website about exemptions. She protested that she was going to let me buy food so I should let it go. No. She asked me to wear a mask and the guidelines state that it's a guideline and lists the exemptions and she is not to challenge non mask wearers. Pointed out it's a ten thousand dollar fine for bothering us and if she's going to try to enforce an unenforceable "law" that isn't a law at all she should at least do some reading. I got her so pissed she couldn't talk. I've done this over and over with workers at that store and one by one beat them all down with logic and law and had the manager and another checker come to my side and defend me. Now, they don't say a word about masks to me. They don't dare.