Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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[–] Grunge 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
The first thing that I noticed is stores closing early for COVID.
Uh, excuse me? Wouldn't that mean that more people will be going in these stores at the same time since the time to shop is less now? It would make more sense to require stores to be open 24 hours because that way the people shopping will be more spread out and not condensed.
Nothing makes any fucking sense and we know the real reason why they are doing this
[–] clubberlang 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You're tracked easier if the store hours are shorter
[–] survey_girl 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
And why is only 1 entrance open? Does funneling everyone through 1 entrance make any sense, wouldn't there be more of these "deadly" germs were more people are forced to walk through??
[–] Grunge 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
ya none of it makes any sense at all, from a logic standpoint.
[–] SYNCORSWIM 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's too logical. I feel like I'm surrounded by people with no logic or reason.
[–] Gracefxdl ago
Fear has overcome people’s logic and reason. Fear is a powerful motivator we are learning.
[–] pizzaequalspedo 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
Part of it is staffing is very difficult for businesses right now so shortening hours reduces the amount of labor necessary.
With a built in excuse (Covid) and the amount of quarantine time needed after exposures, it’s getting hard to find people to work part time jobs.
[–] Grunge 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I dont think that is true for where I am at, they seem fully staffed. Doesn't make it any less logical.
If labor cost are a concern to have extra people on, they should just be thankful that they are still allowed to do business right? Unlike many other smaller businesses.