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[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

The stupidity is mind numbing. Standing in line to pay for my groceries with my cart in front of me like normal. Two fags a couple feet in front of my cart and one fag turns around and says I'm too close. He's standing on an X and so am I. We are literally six feet apart and he's wearing a mask.

I sigh and step back two feet. Now we are eight feet apart. He tells me I'm too close and I've had enough. I point out to him that I am now over eight feet from him and he's wearing a mask, "So doesn't your mask work or not?"

He tells me I'm stupid and don't understand science. Now I'm pissed. "Says the guy who failed grade school science class, right?". He splutters looks like a deer caught in the headlights and says, "You're stupid". Me: "So, I'm right, you did fail grade school science class! You don't even deny it." His face turns bright red. So now he starts with, "You're not wearing a mask, you're supposed to wear a mask". Me: "Why, doesn't yours work? Isn't eight feet and your mask enough?" Him: "Why aren't you wearing a mask?" Me: "Because I don't have to. I have special privilege you don't get. That's why!". Oh, now I want this fight to go into a screaming match. Me: " Did you even read the guidelines on the health department website? No? Because you can't be bothered to read. "

At this point another checker rushes up and asks me to come with her as she is going to open up the next register. The guy shouts at her that I'm not wearing a mask and she should make me wear a mask. She turns back to him and retorts, "He's medically exempt and it's illegal to even ask him", she looks back at me and I can see her eyes crinkle in mirth. Her mask is on but the grin under it reaches all the way to her eyes. She checks me out and I pay for my stuff all the while chatting about with me and agreeing that this mask bullshit has gone too far. As I leave I look back and the two fags are just then angrily putting their fag food on the conveyer while glancing up at me with seething rage.

Holy fuck, people have lost their minds.