Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The stupidity is mind numbing. Standing in line to pay for my groceries with my cart in front of me like normal. Two fags a couple feet in front of my cart and one fag turns around and says I'm too close. He's standing on an X and so am I. We are literally six feet apart and he's wearing a mask.
I sigh and step back two feet. Now we are eight feet apart. He tells me I'm too close and I've had enough. I point out to him that I am now over eight feet from him and he's wearing a mask, "So doesn't your mask work or not?"
He tells me I'm stupid and don't understand science. Now I'm pissed. "Says the guy who failed grade school science class, right?". He splutters looks like a deer caught in the headlights and says, "You're stupid". Me: "So, I'm right, you did fail grade school science class! You don't even deny it." His face turns bright red. So now he starts with, "You're not wearing a mask, you're supposed to wear a mask". Me: "Why, doesn't yours work? Isn't eight feet and your mask enough?" Him: "Why aren't you wearing a mask?" Me: "Because I don't have to. I have special privilege you don't get. That's why!". Oh, now I want this fight to go into a screaming match. Me: " Did you even read the guidelines on the health department website? No? Because you can't be bothered to read. "
At this point another checker rushes up and asks me to come with her as she is going to open up the next register. The guy shouts at her that I'm not wearing a mask and she should make me wear a mask. She turns back to him and retorts, "He's medically exempt and it's illegal to even ask him", she looks back at me and I can see her eyes crinkle in mirth. Her mask is on but the grin under it reaches all the way to her eyes. She checks me out and I pay for my stuff all the while chatting about with me and agreeing that this mask bullshit has gone too far. As I leave I look back and the two fags are just then angrily putting their fag food on the conveyer while glancing up at me with seething rage.
Holy fuck, people have lost their minds.