Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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[–] AR47 4 points -4 points 0 points (+0|-4) ago
Common sense is that the state and federal government will impose this bullshit until they deem it not worth the effort.
You want to say it is bullshit, and that its all a hoax.....people are indeed dying by the 1000s. From complications due to this strain of virus.....do most live? Yeah they do....what you dont care to mention is the long term effects such as reduced lung capacity. I have that now from it.....it isnt enough to fucking kill me, but it is noticeable.
There are many fates worse than death......if anything you must acknowledge that it is far more contagious that other shut we have dealt with in the past.
You want to use what you think makes you more intellectual....it doesn't because no matter what as Americans we have permanently lost many many jobs....they won't come back either! Most here are against the stimulus, but then you also don't want to wear a mask......businesses won't start growth until their liability is not a concern.
Why so many here refuse to mention this....it is beyond me.
Just don't wear a mask! Fuckem and so on.....what about jobs? Bills? Government controls all that.....all of it. Meaning president and all those Republicans as well as the Democrats. That money is locked into banks, it isnt physical and how will you say we get it back as America?
The new bill will fuck the little guy again.....all that money will stay in the banks, and none of it will help Americans.....that need it.
People here are so fuckin stupid.......you want to vote more of the same, and praise the good old days of how grand they were....so afraid of an idea of how much better it can be.....not with democrats either....I don't care who they are so long as they are independent.
Not bought and paid for.
[–] LeeDoverwood ago
Can you do me a favor? Please put a dirty sock in your mouth, cut off all your fingers so you won't infect a keyboard and glue all your doors shut. That would be great.