Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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[–] anotherukanon 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Covid is very clever, it only attacks you while you're walking to your table but it knows that it's defeated as soon as you sit down for dinner..
I had a similar experience at the bread counter in the supermarket a couple of weeks ago.. I handed a loaf to the bloke behind the counter to be sliced and he insisted on me putting it on the table instead of taking it off me. Then he took the loaf out, no gloves, cut it in the cutter before stuffing it back into a plastic bag, still no gloves.. Then he put the load back on the table for me to pick up. It would appear that the risk is all on me but they act like you're going to give them ebola. Of course I wasn't wearing a mask, perhaps I should walk in wearing a hazmat suit and film their reactions..
I was watching this and turned to the bloke standing in the queue behind me and pointed this out and he agreed that it was totally ridiculous.
There's another company that I do quite a bit of business with, well, at least used to before the virus wrecked the airline industry but they've gone beyond full retard with the government rules that they try to impose on people going to their premises.. I used to ignore them initially but recently got an email about it. Next time I went there I told them I'm exempt from the government 'rules' (which aren't laws) and there's nothing they can do about it. Well, they could ban me from the property but they can expect to receive a hefty claim for medical discrimination if they do that..
It is getting stupid though. If these companies try to impose this crap on me I just vote with my feet and they'll never get any money from me again. This is why I'm avoiding my local pub when they're open because they've also gone full retard with the 'rules'. They also hate Trump which makes for interesting conversations, even more so when Biden is eventually arrested and Trump gets his second term lol..
The next thing will be convincing them that it's safe to take them off and breathe air naturally once this is all over.. The whole 'mask keep you safe' agenda has seriously messed with their minds.
[–] clubberlang ago
Australians hate Trump?
[–] lepersbell ago
City-dwelling Australians are generally brain-dead.