Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: what happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: you can take off the mask.
Me: then it is safe over there?
Hostess: yes.
Me: are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: no words. Confused look.
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: to protect people from Covid.
Me : but isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: no words. Confused look.
Me : Why Don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might of picked it up and put back deciding they Don't want it, I put it in my trolley then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : no words, confused look.
Me AT A DRIVE-THRU
Server: (holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: so I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: no words. Confused look.
And add the Costco people that can’t touch your Costco card but can scan all the food you put on the belt then take the money you hand them..📷 hmmm📷
Me in SOCIETY
Society ; If you cough or sneeze do it in your elbow or sleeve,
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap ? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow
wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub or pokies you have to sit down.
But at the shopping centre you are not allowed to sit down, all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this shit up?
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic .
Common sense is not very common.
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Where has all the common sense gone????
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[–] Hulagirl 1 point 59 points 60 points (+60|-1) ago
I wish I could up vote this a million times!
[–] EricKaliberhall 0 points 73 points 73 points (+73|-0) ago
If you're a democrat you probably can...
[–] clubberlang 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago (edited ago)
I just found 300,000 more upvotes!!Republicans leave while I check to see if they are valid.
[–] 26677901? 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Too bad Voat doesn't use Dominion software.
[–] ussliberty 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
or dead
[–] Gitmo-or-Bust 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Vote early and often they say!!!
[–] StBlops2cel_is_Lord 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Ask Eric (((Coomer))) for help
[–] Joys1Daughter 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Me, too! Well done@PixieJean!👏
[–] ussliberty 0 points 47 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago
Life is really hard for logical people right now. I honestly feel that I 100% do not belong in society.
[–] Grunge 0 points 25 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago
The first thing that I noticed is stores closing early for COVID.
Uh, excuse me? Wouldn't that mean that more people will be going in these stores at the same time since the time to shop is less now? It would make more sense to require stores to be open 24 hours because that way the people shopping will be more spread out and not condensed.
Nothing makes any fucking sense and we know the real reason why they are doing this
[–] clubberlang 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
You're tracked easier if the store hours are shorter
[–] survey_girl 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
And why is only 1 entrance open? Does funneling everyone through 1 entrance make any sense, wouldn't there be more of these "deadly" germs were more people are forced to walk through??
[–] SYNCORSWIM 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
That's too logical. I feel like I'm surrounded by people with no logic or reason.
[–] pizzaequalspedo 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago (edited ago)
Part of it is staffing is very difficult for businesses right now so shortening hours reduces the amount of labor necessary.
With a built in excuse (Covid) and the amount of quarantine time needed after exposures, it’s getting hard to find people to work part time jobs.
[–] pizzaequalspedo 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
Clown world sucks
[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Honk Honk 🤡 🌎
[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
Watch the movie Idiocracy. Hilarious time travel to a stupid future where everyone is a moron.
[–] Joys1Daughter 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
When I watched 'Idiocracy' years ago my husband was laughing hysterically but I wanted to cry! I kept telling him OMG! We're almost there now!
[–] oldblo 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This part of the movie has such a different feel now. In the beginning everyone went "Ha ha! They are so stupid they cant tell his gender." Now it looks like real life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD8aZV-Y8bE
[–] ussliberty 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good movie. We'll be there soon
[–] 26680346? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Watch Idiocracy with a cuckservative who doesn't think it is funny because it is happening. Tell them the white race is being replaced to make the average person dumber, faster.
[–] mhyde1 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Most of society doesn't belong in our logical world.
[–] dontmindthemess 0 points 27 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago
Common sense is so uncommon, it should be considered a super power...
[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks for stealing my line.
[–] dontmindthemess ago
My buddy used to say it at work all the time.
[–] mhyde1 ago
I'm gonna steal it too!
[–] Annie99 0 points 19 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago
For the left and those captured by fear there is no logical thought going on at all. Seeing it everywhere to the point where it feels like you're living in an alternative universe and it's only going to get worse I'm afraid.
[–] Hispeedtim2876 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
by Thomas Paine. The slavery of fear had made men afraid to think.
[–] Annie99 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
How true.
[–] clubberlang ago
Oyyyyy veyyyyy!!! Burn that antisemitism!!!
[–] PeggyGilmour 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Circular reasoning except for the idea that whatever normal people do is terribly wrong.
[–] Yoooooooosh 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
These are great, I ask these questions all the time and always get the same deer in the headlights look. Another one I like is "for such a potent virus that spreads just by breathing, you'd think you could just spit into a test tube or something rather than need a qtip shoved up your nasal cavity huh?" Far too many people are flabbergasted by common sense and it disappoints me.
[–] LeeDoverwood 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Neighbor lady had no symptoms but was told to take a test. They shove a swab up her nose and three days later she has symptoms. Everyone in her department took the test and most are now sick and at home. She's pissed off because she suspects the health workers infected her somehow.
[–] angelCole 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
And she's probably right.
[–] Ma_ma_my_corona ago
Bingo
[–] clubberlang ago
How else are they supposed to get the aborted baby penis skin in your nose without the swab?
[–] glassuser 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Because it's not about common sense, it's about compliance.
[–] VotingGodWins 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
BINGO!!!
[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Bango!!
[–] chocolatepatriot2 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
fear = mind control. wake up folks its the flu not Ebola.
[–] Dykslanga6669k 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
I always knew everyone was an idiot before covid, but I had no idea to what level of an idiot they truly were. We are so fucked.
[–] RoBatten 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm worried about this too. I knew the average sheep was stupid, ignorant and lacking any common sense. And half of them are stupider than that. (George Carlin) This country is going to fall because of stupid people. They're cranking them out non-stop now (government education and university systems.)
[–] clubberlang 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
You only had to look to social media to figure that out. The problem is social media has retard strength.