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[–] Tyrodragon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Biden's secretary: "Mr. Biden you have a phone call from PM Angela Merkel."

Biden: "Yes Angela. I'm so excited to hear from you. I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to reach in the pool and rub my leg..."

Merkel interrupts: "Vhy I just vant to congratulate you..."

Joe cuts off Merkel and says: "Yes, Angie, I "got started out of HBCU, Delaware State". All the hard work of sitting in my basement "You know, we have to come together. That's why I'm running.... as a proud Democrat for the Senate."....We didn't want four more years of George" ... "We have over 120 million dead from Covid"... "We proposed ... the President and I"... in "giving a child tax credit would put 720 million women back into the workforce". We need the Poor Boys and systemic racism to stand down and stand ready"....

Merkel: "Yah, Yah, that sounds good. Vell, once again. Congratultions...."

Merkel hangs up the phone. Looks at her staff and says-- "Now we can have everything!