Archived Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. (babylonbee.com)
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Archived Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. (babylonbee.com)
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[–] saavik-kam 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
"I see a name like Lizard People, and I know that's a team I can be proud of," said Adam Schiff, his eyes hungrily following a fly buzzing around the room. He licked his lips.
"Much better than that Redskins nonsense. Hey, look over there, is that Vladimir Putin?"
As reporters turned to look, Schiff shot a long tongue out of his mouth, lightning-quick, and nabbed the fly.
"Oh, must have been mistaken," he said, shrugging ...