Archived "Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors" Satire alert. BB (babylonbee.com)
submitted ago by Patriotknife100
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Archived on: 8/24/2020 10:00:00 AM
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Archived "Governor Whitmer Orders Citizens To Barbecue Indoors" Satire alert. BB (babylonbee.com)
submitted ago by Patriotknife100
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[–] Justice-Formidious 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
As long as you are wearing mask, what could possibly hurt you?
[–] Anonymouse_cheese 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
Entire state of Michigan burns to the ground as residents attempt to bar-b-que indoors! Details at 11. If they don't manage it today they still have the 4th when bottle rockets, roman candles and sparklers are set off indoors while local fire departments burn down firehouses while setting off their annual fireworks displays indoors.
[–] Nachose 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Totally safe. Build a fire in your house and breath all the smoke. What could go wrong?
[–] PurpleGiant 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Babylon Bee is a satire site Love them!!
[–] Anonymouse_cheese 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Yes, we know.
[–] AlternateSelection 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fucked up thing is that crazy story, these days, is absolutely possible. Nothing's shocking anymore.
[–] moderator99 ago
Lawnmowers are only to be used within the confines of the home.
[–] omnimattymattymatt ago (edited ago)
Don't alert for satire it takes away from the humor.