So I'm sitting outside a Panera Bread having morning coffee, (and a cigar) On Monday, they finally opened up restaurant's and a other businesses, but beaches are still closed.
So this sheriff walks out to his vehicle, which is parked right in front of where I'm sitting. As he's unlocking it to get in, I ask him "So how is it out there"?
"Whatda ya mean?"
” Are people still OD'ing on heroin and shit?"
"Oh yeah. Od's are up. Domestic violence is way up. Child abuse is way up. That's what happens when you force people to stay inside. This is bullshit, they need to end this."
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[–] GoodGodKirk 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Real life troll...I love it.