So I'm sitting outside a Panera Bread having morning coffee, (and a cigar) On Monday, they finally opened up restaurant's and a other businesses, but beaches are still closed.
So this sheriff walks out to his vehicle, which is parked right in front of where I'm sitting. As he's unlocking it to get in, I ask him "So how is it out there"?
"Whatda ya mean?"
β Are people still OD'ing on heroin and shit?"
"Oh yeah. Od's are up. Domestic violence is way up. Child abuse is way up. That's what happens when you force people to stay inside. This is bullshit, they need to end this."
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[–] Jonny_Ninja 1 point 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
I don't know how you have these conversations with these blithering idiots. I don't have it in me. Bless you for your patience.
[–] Tyrodragon 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Unfortunately, it happened to me when a fat hag of a woman thought I should wear a face mask. I told her to mind her own business and told her that diaper on her face is good for covering up ugly. She didn't like that.
[–] Jonny_Ninja 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
LoL. No one has said shit to me about not wearing one.
I am in the most liberal part of Texas. But I'm an old school, born here and will die here, REAL TEXAN.
Maybe those fuckers can tell from looking at me and just decide not to fuck with me. I don't know.
But if they say anything to me about it, they're going to get the "my body, my choice" response coupled with "you wear one if you want but you don't get to make that decision for other people just because you're afraid of something that has a less than 1% chance of killing you." Or if I'm in a particularly salty mood, they may just get told "fuck off and mind your own damn business, Hitler." After that, they can either shut the fuck up or escalate. I'm fine with either.
But I'd prefer not to even fucking interact with those morons at all.
Lead by example. Don't wear a slave mask and walk around with no fear like you own the place, because we do own the place and neither they nor this virus are anything to be afraid of.
Fuck 'em. They can fuck around and find out or shut their whore mouths.
[–] swimkin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
We have the option to wear a mask here in my state (except in Costco). I see less and less wearing them daily.
[–] IAMthePie [S] ago
πππ..... That is fckn funny af!
[–] INK9 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Same. I'd be tempted to smack them right across the face. Wouldn't actually do it, but man, the temptation. There are family members of mine that elicit that reaction so I'm used to holding back.
[–] dirt_reynolds 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Na, just drop your truth bombs on them and stand there smiling waiting for a response. It's fun getting liberals mad by asking simple questions.
[–] Jonny_Ninja 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Yeah I don't even want to interact with those retards.
[–] ChosenUndead ago
Exactly. I want them all dead. They are literal sheep in my eyes. They don't know how to think. Creatures like that shouldn't exist.
[–] SuckaFree ago
I do it to troll them until they wake up.