So I'm sitting outside a Panera Bread having morning coffee, (and a cigar) On Monday, they finally opened up restaurant's and a other businesses, but beaches are still closed.
So this sheriff walks out to his vehicle, which is parked right in front of where I'm sitting. As he's unlocking it to get in, I ask him "So how is it out there"?
"Whatda ya mean?"
” Are people still OD'ing on heroin and shit?"
"Oh yeah. Od's are up. Domestic violence is way up. Child abuse is way up. That's what happens when you force people to stay inside. This is bullshit, they need to end this."
End./
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[–] IAMthePie [S] 1 point 86 points 87 points (+87|-1) ago (edited ago)
Update: Just talked to to old ladies that happened by. (I'm very friendly).....:)
They were both wearing masks, so I told them about 68-69 Hong Kong flu, which killed 100K Americans. No social distancing, no masks, no economic shutdown. Right in the middle of Woodstock, where 400K people partied like crazy. So this is nonsense.
They were hit with cognitive dissonance, because all they could muster was light head nods, but nothing to add.
So the one woman says "Just remember to vote the right way this November"
I says "Absolutely. Trump all the way!" And pumped my fist.
They were horrified. I think one or both gasped. 😂
So the other one says "If I had my time back, I would have shot him" and makes a gun sign with her hand.
So I says "That's a horrible thing to say! I thought the left was tolerant?"
More cognitive dissonance. No response.
Finally, she says "Trump loves himself. He doesn't love his children"
I say "There is nothing wrong with loving yourself. How can you lead a country if you don't love yourself? You don't know Mr. Trump, you've never met him. You don't know if he loves his children or not. How would you like it if he said that about you? He's never met you."
No response. She mumbles something incoherent because she's wearing that stupid mask, and they both walk away.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is real folks.
[–] Jonny_Ninja 1 point 34 points 35 points (+35|-1) ago
I don't know how you have these conversations with these blithering idiots. I don't have it in me. Bless you for your patience.
[–] Tyrodragon 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Unfortunately, it happened to me when a fat hag of a woman thought I should wear a face mask. I told her to mind her own business and told her that diaper on her face is good for covering up ugly. She didn't like that.
[–] INK9 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
Same. I'd be tempted to smack them right across the face. Wouldn't actually do it, but man, the temptation. There are family members of mine that elicit that reaction so I'm used to holding back.
[–] ChosenUndead ago
Exactly. I want them all dead. They are literal sheep in my eyes. They don't know how to think. Creatures like that shouldn't exist.
[–] SuckaFree ago
I do it to troll them until they wake up.
[–] TomQRiffick 0 points 21 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago
Glad you are friendly. When I am outside I wave to all the cars that pass by. When I was young - this was common. Still pleased to see the “bikers” acknowledge each other!
TDS is so real - mostly because of the murderous msm. I shall look forward when some of the worst reporters are arrested instead of small business owners.
[–] 892012518HEROS 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago (edited ago)
As a biker we have like an unwritten law to acknowledge each other i ride a Harley so sometimes sport bikes don't but 99% of all Harley riders do
[–] Smallest_Skil 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago (edited ago)
I love having a conversation irl with sufferers of TDS. The wife hates it and usually scurries away haha. "you enjoy enraging people dont you" "yup I sure do, I sure do"
I keep it nice when doing it, all smiles and drop a few "I respect your right to be wrong" thrown in throws them off lol
[–] Anonymouse_cheese 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Wtg patriot! Wish I coulda been there!
[–] IAMthePie [S] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
You were there!
WWG1WGA!!!