Archived "Democrats Grasping At Straws To Impeach Trump Now Regret Banning Straws" :) (babylonbee.com)
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Archived "Democrats Grasping At Straws To Impeach Trump Now Regret Banning Straws" :) (babylonbee.com)
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[–] Q20191776 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I love this!
[–] Im_Steve 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Except straws aren't banned
[–] Quai24 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's a joke bro
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago (edited ago)
Straws are banned from being offered by restaurant employees under any circumstances.
Penalty for offering someone a straw in California: up to 6 months in jail and $1,000 fine.
Penalty for illegally carrying a gun in California: up to 12 months in jail and $1,000 fine
[–] CowWithBeef ago (edited ago)
https://www.eater.com/2018/9/21/17886256/california-straw-ban-plastic
Democrats are anti-straw even if they haven't fully banned them.
[–] Q20191776 ago
Oh. Good point?