Archived "Democrats Grasping At Straws To Impeach Trump Now Regret Banning Straws" :) (babylonbee.com)
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Archived "Democrats Grasping At Straws To Impeach Trump Now Regret Banning Straws" :) (babylonbee.com)
submitted ago by Patriotknife100
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[–] tossitrightinthere 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Babylon Bee has got to be a fun place to work...LOL
[–] Q20191776 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I love this!
[–] Im_Steve 2 points -2 points 0 points (+0|-2) ago
Except straws aren't banned
[–] Quai24 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
It's a joke bro
[–] clamhurt_legbeard ago (edited ago)
Straws are banned from being offered by restaurant employees under any circumstances.
Penalty for offering someone a straw in California: up to 6 months in jail and $1,000 fine.
Penalty for illegally carrying a gun in California: up to 12 months in jail and $1,000 fine
[–] CowWithBeef ago (edited ago)
https://www.eater.com/2018/9/21/17886256/california-straw-ban-plastic
Democrats are anti-straw even if they haven't fully banned them.
[–] Q20191776 ago
Oh. Good point?
[–] Holcosu 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
What a great way to start my day! Thank you.
[–] Boyakasha 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Fucking lol
[–] X22guy 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Omg, i love this ... my kids who learned zero about personal finance in 12 years of K12 school ... had a science teacher telling them not to use straws because of the sea life (in Colorado). Can we ban plug in EV cars because these are going to trash my grid and raise the prices .
[–] hwong ago
to be fair. the plastic in the single use straw will be around for about 2500 years....