[–] TiggerNitties 1 points 39 points (+40|-1) ago 

"Oh shit! We forgot to unplug the phones and constituents are calling. Evacuate!"

[–] RobWilJas 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)


My first thought was what the hell was OP's question?

"Do you like 400Lb midgets?"

"Um I gotta go..."

[–] TiggerNitties 1 points 17 points (+18|-1) ago  (edited ago)

OP: Is your refrigerator running?

Staffer: No but we are.

[–] ChiCom 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Someone misgendered

[–] oligarchsalamander 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Shut the whole world down! I need a safe space.

[–] NamelessMofo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Muh microaggressions lol

[–] PacaGoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh my GOD... Call an ambulance!

[–] Windofchange01 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Hopefully evacuated in handcuffs. 😁

[–] WhyAserverWasBuilt [S] 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

WASHINGTON (ABC7) — An all-clear signal has been given at the Cannon House Office Building in DC after an initial evacuation Thursday afternoon.

Officials say a fire alarm was activated inside the building which led to the evacuation, and there were no reports of smoke or fire.

The United States Capitol Police and the Architect of the Capitol conducted an investigation and determined that an electrical panel malfunctioned.

This story has been updated

[–] MrShekelstein 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Someone pulled the fire alarm to stall for time, thanks on this.

[–] gladwyne 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

they got whatever they were after ... sleep well tonight DS

[–] Lawyer77 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Thanks! I will. With dreams of my liberal paradise. It’s fun to watch you all squirm like rats not realizing that you’re trapped in the maze that we built.

Lol. Keep thinking that you can fight back. We’ve already won.

[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Bullshit... what kind of panel is this? What's the age? No way it randomly did this. Someone pulled an alarm.

[–] PacaGoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ahhhh....no. It dont work that way. A fire or smoke detector...maybe. Panel. Not so much.

[–] pinnochio_comey 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This happens every time Adam takes a Schiff. They usually return following an airing out of the place.

[–] FSHLLtOW 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Adam takes a Schiff, wipes his Brennan, and shakes his Strzok.

There. I think that's what you were saying.

[–] Paladin_Diver 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Before or after Q team takes the files they need?

[–] think500 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hmmm.. maybe "evacuate" is code for.. "It's payoff day, can't be late, gotta go!"

[–] KueAnaan 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

"AOC is giving a speech and we're up to our necks in bullshit"

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I think you might have been lied to.

[–] drstrangegov 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago  (edited ago)

From a congressman? Sheesh....we've got a conspiracy theorist kook over here!

[–] Publius1778 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Sweet, thanks.

[–] zit 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

WRONG! Total panic evacuation proven : https://www.rollcall.com/news/congress/176693-2

[–] clamhurt_legbeard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Temperatures approached 70 degrees and many evacuees took advantage of the weather, bringing their lunches with them to eat outside. Any specific emergency gathering spots were not strictly enforced, with staffers sitting on the steps just outside entrances to eat and chat.

Doesn't sound like panic to me.

It was a false alarm by the construction crew.

[–] WhyAserverWasBuilt [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think you are wrong. Staffers don't do that over the phone. And there is an update....

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