Archived Man Bombs Walmart Because Security Wont Let Him Have Sex With Goat In Parking Lot (now8news.com)
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Archived Man Bombs Walmart Because Security Wont Let Him Have Sex With Goat In Parking Lot (now8news.com)
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[–] kapitalist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is this satire I can't find any other sources for it asides a link on facebook back to this website? On closer inspection I can't find sources for most of the stories on this site and they have a similar bizarre style to them.
[–] flyawayhigh [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
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But it doesn't matter because this subverse is for goats, not truth. :)
[–] kapitalist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks it seemed a bit too bizarre. I will keep that in mind :P goats transcend fact.
[–] dv1155 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What kind of sentence is this? ESL? "The Tupelo Police chief Bart Aguirre said that the bomb made a loud bang, and ultimately killed 13 people when Marshall E Leonard allegedly throws it into the 24-hour shopping center early Sunday morning."
[–] grasshopperking ago
Here is the real story. There was no goat or murder.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/02/man-detonates-bomb-miss-walmart/75068846/