Archived Man Bombs Walmart Because Security Wont Let Him Have Sex With Goat In Parking Lot (now8news.com)
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Archived Man Bombs Walmart Because Security Wont Let Him Have Sex With Goat In Parking Lot (now8news.com)
submitted ago by flyawayhigh
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[–] INTERNET_TRASHCAN 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Man.
I sit around worrying about my job, my girlfriend, the state of national discourse, how awful future generations raised by current feminists will be, space...etc
Then there's this guy. The shit he worries about is so far from anything I can imagine...
[–] mybikesareshit 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
One bad guy ruining things for the rest of the good vanners.
[–] jewsbadnews 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
This would have made national news. fake
[–] kapitalist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Is this satire I can't find any other sources for it asides a link on facebook back to this website? On closer inspection I can't find sources for most of the stories on this site and they have a similar bizarre style to them.
[–] flyawayhigh [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Answer
But it doesn't matter because this subverse is for goats, not truth. :)
[–] kapitalist 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Thanks it seemed a bit too bizarre. I will keep that in mind :P goats transcend fact.
[–] dv1155 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What kind of sentence is this? ESL? "The Tupelo Police chief Bart Aguirre said that the bomb made a loud bang, and ultimately killed 13 people when Marshall E Leonard allegedly throws it into the 24-hour shopping center early Sunday morning."
[–] grasshopperking ago
Here is the real story. There was no goat or murder.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/02/man-detonates-bomb-miss-walmart/75068846/