[–] OnSeveralWatchLists 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yup. Check out "The Norse Myths" by Kevin Crossley Holland. It has a story in there about how Thor temporarily sacrificed his goats to feed a poor family and the utterly bizarre adventure that ensured. A drinking contest, a foot race, wrestlemania vs an Cat/Old lady tag team duo. The Gods were (are?) up to some crazy shit.

[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I need to read this now

[–] daserlkonig 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They are magical goats. They can be eaten and they will revive themselves in the morning like nothing happened. The only stipulation is that the bones don't get harmed. One of the children being hungry actually chewed through a bone to get at the marrow. When the next morning came one of the goats had a broken leg. Thor starts to get super mad and I won't ruin the rest. Best versions to read are Snorri Sturluson's Prose Edda, or for a more original form, Jackson Crawford's The Poetic Edda. Both are amazing reads. The Snorri version is more like a novel, the Elder Edda/Poetic Edda is more true to the original viking mythology as such it's a little more difficult to wade through and reads like poem.

Edit: If you want to read about kicking a dwarf into a funeral pyre you need to read these books.

[–] NancyAndrew 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Loki, that mischievous god, encouraged the boy to break the bone to get the marrow.

[–] OnSeveralWatchLists 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I have read several versions of the myth cycle, that's why I mentioned it with some of the high points. I advised Holland's work for it's completeness and readability. I had no intention of re-posting the entire short story, only giving other VOATer a taste and maybe getting a few to read the books on thier own.

[–] Men13 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah, and iirc, he'd habitually cook land eat them, and then they would come back to life.

[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, because we allowed the Kikes to make sure white religions were classified as myth while all Jew based religions were seen as factual.

[–] Raxotic 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oy Vey Comrade! Have you not taught your circumcised children to read the Hebrew bible and obey Yahweh?

[–] NorthernMan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hail Thor!

[–] Liberty4thewin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

yup, "Tanngrisnir (Old Norse "teeth-barer, snarler") and Tanngnjóstr (Old Norse "teeth grinder") are the goats who pull the god Thor's chariot in Norse mythology. They are attested in the Poetic Edda, compiled in the 13th century from earlier traditional sources, and the Prose Edda, written by Snorri Sturluson in the 13th century." Edit: https://i.stack.imgur.com/aECdV.jpg
Notice they would bend to no troll here, lol.

[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

OR... Did the goats own Thor???

[–] Slayfire122 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Either way, they had a Thor on their side.

[–] Ex-Redditor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Their legs must of been thor after dragging him and his chariot around!

[–] 1True_Morty 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Gap-Tooth and Toothgnasher. One of them is lame, though.

He could kill them and eat them every night. One night, when he made camp with someone (can't remember who), that someone cracked one of the leg bones to get at the marrow. So the goat was made whole the next day, but lame. Thor was pissed.

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