[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That cuteness almost overrides the smell. Almost.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Watching them eat your neighbors drying laundry... priceless.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I had mini goats in a field next to my house for a while. One day a male dug up a big bush with his horns so it looked like a giant green afro on his head and then tap danced on top of the goat house for me. They are hilarious little bastards.

[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You're supposed to keep them outside.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Everyone knows goats are afraid of the outdoors.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Never let your wife and your girlfriend meet.

It is HARAM.

[–] BigMatteson 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Hey, shitlord, guys like goats too. My best friend ever was a wether goat named Lucifer. We played 'Headbutt' and 'Don't Shit on the Porch' everyday when we weren't standing on cars or trying to sneak in the house. I loved that goat.

[–] Nekochan11 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Goats are a must have pet if you have horses.

For some unknown reason goats have a calming effect on horses, particularly highly strung racehorses.

[–] Betralmy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Haha and they are so practical for your lawn and are also giving milk and i am sure they taste lovely. ;)

[–] this_is_my_4th_acct 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you girlfriend wants a kid just shoot a load into her. Don't substitute the motherly urge with animals.

[–] FidgetyImp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I get it that baby goats are cute as hell. But adult goats.... Those sons of bitches are straight up assholes. Baby goats bounce around head butting stuff in that 'So cute your teeth hurt' way. They just look so awesome and plucky. Then they grow up. Then they get big. Then that plucky little sprat turns into an outright fuckwad that will run up and randomly headbut you into next week. That cute little ball of energy and random fun ultimately becomes a sociopathic destroyer of all that you hold dear.

[–] LadyGlitterSparkles [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just get one of the little pigmy goats that have been breed to faint when their scared.

[–] 9th_Planet_Pluto 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Seems like a fun idea but then a pain in the ass to actually take care of

[–] LadyGlitterSparkles [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

True but I could say the same thing about my real kids and they're way more expensive.

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