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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

“Play safe” they yelped as if it would help

“Play safe” again the refrain are they fucking insane?

‘“Play safe” I have horns moron, don’t make me prove you wrong

“Play safe” if you say it again the head butting is sure to begin

“Play safe” now I’ve had enough, you want to mess with a goat and his gruff?

I smash my head against walls just for fun, i’ll butt your dad, your uncle and mom!

“Play safe” please take these balls off of my head, and I’ll apologize for the words that I said

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[–] Nadesh 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is brilliant!

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[–] chefinto 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

innovative

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[–] Nadesh 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cutting edge goat technology here, man :)

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[–] 11772527 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

DIY deely-boppers.

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[–] totes_magotes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ You can goat if you want to,

You can leave those sheep behind.

Cause those sheep don't climb

And if they don't climb,

They're no friends of mine.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That goat has been misbehaving. Good for him.

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[–] rabidcitizen992 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Goats are by far the coolest animals I would eat. Kind of gamey if you don't watch what they eat though.

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[–] BeeBlood 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

lmao

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[–] mralexson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I feel so secure