[–] Deplorablepoetry 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

Meth addict who used to be fat

Her skin doesn’t fit same with her pants

She carries a goat on her back in a store

I have no more words for this ridiculous whore

[–] DeputySprinkles 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy shit.

I was on mobile earlier and saw this and only went "omg, think of the fucking goat" but you're right, I missed a WHOLE lot else.

This type of crack head walks into wall-mart going "MAH-GOAT!" thinking they have legal protection for a ...dog? I can't even think wtf they would try to describe it as anymore. "Uh, this is muh ...uh...sensitivity PTSD goat that's trained to prevent me from eating my maaac donalds and sheeeit. He's protected speach. At least until lunch, when we eat him."

[–] Caveman_in_a_suit 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Meth addict who used to be fat

She looks partially melted, maybe her butane torch got too hot

[–] Kleemin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

that's not meth, that's lapban surgery

[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

crust punk carries farm animal into corporate chain store to distract workers while her bf shoplifts

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This sounds accurate

[–] Cheezecowboy 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I can smell the goat piss from here.

[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I know we are in v/Goats, but this is truly wtf.

[–] ricky_spanish 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Is she a flying squirrel?

[–] GOATMAN 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No she's a Marine look at the tattoo.

[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Or the mother of a marine

[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So... Is that guy carrying around a bag of accessories for the goat?!

[–] GoatMeal4Breakfast 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That's where they keep their other kid

[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hope it's wearing a diaper and hope she's not too attached to her hair.

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