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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Holy mother of fuck that's a majestic beard.

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[–] VouvrayCabernet 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Glorious, eh?

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[–] Thruxton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Do you know why it's yellow?

Because male goats piss on their beard and this makes female goats (doe) go crazy. Actually, both sexes of goats love the smell of urine.

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[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I did not know that nugget of goat lore, thanks for sharing.

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[–] Thruxton 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

... and now you also understand why muslims fuck goats.

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[–] CosmicChrist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

...And the one whom shall save us will be known by a beard of ephemeral white, dipped in gold at it's peak. Blessed are those whom contemplate his vacuous gaze, and risen thereof, shall travel afoot light and free from bondage.

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[–] Thruxton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

... dipped in gold at it's peak.

Goats love piss so ...

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[–] ditch-digger 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

That beard is majestic!

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[–] XAPHAN 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Stay Classy Voat Goats

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[–] MBlanc46 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

That is one handsome goat.

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[–] BookyMonstur 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That is one boss goat. I feel patriotic and can hear the national anthem when I look at this creature. Uncle Sam is his spirit animal.

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[–] stayawayfrommybutt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I feel like this is sacrilege around here, but I get kinda freaked out about goats eyeballs.

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[–] BookyMonstur 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Same.

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I feel like i should chime in and say something here, but I got nothing

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[–] CognitiveDissident5 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Looks NOTHING like Baphomet.

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[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Get that goat another beer

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