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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here we go, my creations story of football as told by the great john madden.

Madden 1: In the beginning God created the heavens the earth and Coach Ditka. 2 Now the earth was sportless and boring, darkness was over the stadiums of the world, and Ditka was hovering over them. 3 And Ditka said, “Let there be Bears,” and there was Bears. 4 God saw that the Bears were good and rewarded them with a rival, the packers. And he seperated them. 5 God called the Bears “good,” and the packers he called “terrible.” And there was rivalry, and there was football—the first day of the NFL. Amen.