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[–] Maskedsaturn 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That hurricane is clearly a fraud, do NOT take Ditka's name in vain, or you will face a hefty punishment. Coach Ditka will show up in front of the hurricane, and out of fear of the best moustache in the history of football, the storm shall seize!

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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Here we go, my creations story of football as told by the great john madden.

Madden 1: In the beginning God created the heavens the earth and Coach Ditka. 2 Now the earth was sportless and boring, darkness was over the stadiums of the world, and Ditka was hovering over them. 3 And Ditka said, “Let there be Bears,” and there was Bears. 4 God saw that the Bears were good and rewarded them with a rival, the packers. And he seperated them. 5 God called the Bears “good,” and the packers he called “terrible.” And there was rivalry, and there was football—the first day of the NFL. Amen.

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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That is the correct answer.

I got bored on superbowl day and recreated the genesis story about football, and used the bears as Gods creation for the good sport. If I can refind that post I'll share it with, if only for you opinion on it.

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[–] Maskedsaturn 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

That sounds amazing. George Halas would be god, with Ditka as his Jesus. The first Church is Ditka's restauraunt, and the potroast nachos are very holy, and the official snack of the Church of Mike Ditka.