Archived So fellow Goat Leaguers, Who is your favorite team/player? Fun discussion. (GOATFFL)
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Archived So fellow Goat Leaguers, Who is your favorite team/player? Fun discussion. (GOATFFL)
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[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I'm not a fan of the bears, but I'm a fan of Mike Ditka. So I don't hate da bears. Me and some friends have a lot of fun with the ditka accent an d respect the guys career. A few jokes with it too.
Okay now lets say you have a fight between two powerhouses. Coach Ditka and a Hurricane. But wait, wait, wait. That Hurricanes name... Is Hurricane Ditka. Who wins?
[–] Maskedsaturn 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
That hurricane is clearly a fraud, do NOT take Ditka's name in vain, or you will face a hefty punishment. Coach Ditka will show up in front of the hurricane, and out of fear of the best moustache in the history of football, the storm shall seize!
[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Here we go, my creations story of football as told by the great john madden.
Madden 1: In the beginning God created the heavens the earth and Coach Ditka. 2 Now the earth was sportless and boring, darkness was over the stadiums of the world, and Ditka was hovering over them. 3 And Ditka said, “Let there be Bears,” and there was Bears. 4 God saw that the Bears were good and rewarded them with a rival, the packers. And he seperated them. 5 God called the Bears “good,” and the packers he called “terrible.” And there was rivalry, and there was football—the first day of the NFL. Amen.
[–] Thatdrumdude [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That is the correct answer.
I got bored on superbowl day and recreated the genesis story about football, and used the bears as Gods creation for the good sport. If I can refind that post I'll share it with, if only for you opinion on it.