[–] nonservator 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is the kind of helpfully creepy "the Computer is your Friend" shit that always reminds me of the classic On Google Island.

"As soon as you hit Google’s territorial waters, you came under our jurisdiction, our terms of service. Our laws–or lack thereof–apply here. By boarding our self-driving boat you granted us the right to all feedback you provide during your journey. This includes the chemical composition of your sweat."

"Governments are too focused on democracy and rule of law. On Google Island, we've found those things to be distractions. If democracy worked so well, if a majority public opinion made something right, we would still have Jim Crow laws and Google Reader."

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It'd be pretty hard to kill youself with zzzquil, it's just liquid benadryl.