I have an intestinal feeding tube through my abdomen bypassing my broken stomach because I have a fucked up actual genetic illness.
I developed a nasty infection in my stoma (the opening to the hole through my abs) over the weekend and as my genetic illness affects my immune system, I had to get to A&E (Accident & Emergency) on Sunday before I ended up with blood poisoning.
As my husband and I entered A&E there was an enormous fat bitch in the waiting room that was loudly whining about how long she'd been waiting. Judging by her complaints, she'd possibly sprained her ankle stepping off a bus. Clearly not an emergency requiring immediate treatment by anyone's standards.
I'm extremely sick, I have to wear a face mask just to enter the hospital (I fucking hate it, especially in summer when you essentially bake your face with your own breath!) because a simple cold can result in me being stuck in the Intensive Care Unit with pneumonia.
As my husband explained about my genetic issues and the nasty infection to the receptionist, the fucking whale managed to draw attention to me because she saw my face mask and started screeching that I must have ebola! (Wtf?)
No, you stupid, fat, cunt! I wear the mask to protect me from filthy cunts like you! Not to protect you from me!!
After speaking to the receptionist we sat in the waiting area and within 5 minutes we were called into a room so a Nurse could "triage" me.
Even the Nurse was surprised to see my mask until she looked at my medical history. She immediately stated that I'd have to go through to the "Majors/Emergency" department and be put into an isolation room until a Doctor could see me.
The entire time we were in the triage room, the whale outside was shouting at the receptionist that she'd been there first and why the hell was "that skinny cripple" (I use a powered wheelchair) seen before she was.
The lovely (shitlord and funny) Nurse I saw begged me to let her take me back through the waiting room to get to Emergency rather than going the back way. She wanted to see the whale and make her freak out, thinking she might catch ebola.
She told me that when they did their actual Ebola training in the full suits and masks, loads of the nurses had begged to be allowed to walk through the A&E waiting room, just to see the reaction. She was so funny and desperately wanted me to freak out the other patients, especially the ham that had started it all!
Obviously I agreed to it. These Nurses see a lot of horrible stuff, if I can make them laugh then it's all good by me!
The whale went crazy as I left the triage room, shouting that they shouldn't let infectious patients near "normal people".
Pretty much everyone there was a human weight (bar one other fat couple) and everyone just looked at this stupid, fat whale like she was on drugs.
If I had Ebola then I obviously would be kept away from everyone else!!
By the time we left the waiting room on our way to Majors the shitlord Nurse was killing herself laughing, it was awesome!
I was kept in the isolation room for hours as they had to test my blood for poisoning and after a while my husband started laughing, saying he could hear (I'm almost deaf) that the Ham had been brought through and was screeching that she shouldn't have had to wait so long, they just don't care because she's fat, they should take injuries like hers more seriously etc, etc!
When my test results came back (they showed that my kidneys are struggling but I don't have blood poisoning), I was eventually given a large dose of antibiotics as well as more to take home.
As we were leaving, the whale saw me again as we passed her bay and started screeching that they needed to test her for ebola, that they were evil for "exposing her to horrible diseases" and if she got sick she'd sue them.
My husband and I died laughing all the way out of the hospital!
I swear fatties are the stupidest people alive! Not only do they willingly destroy their bodies, they think that others will destroy them too!!
I just wish I'd been brave enough to stop and take a picture!
TL:DR - Fat cunt at the hospital with a sprained ankle assumes I must have ebola because I have almost no immune system and had to wear a mask. Throws a tantrum when I'm seen before her due to my horrible infection!