(repost of mine from leddit to preserve for the inevitable feefees ban)
I was out with a friend of mine, who shall remain anonymous because while he is a complete shitlord he works in medicine and let's not share patient details mmkay? Anyway, this friend told me a tale, which I shall emphasize with humor and greentext, but assure you actually did happen.
be MedAnon, shitlord in the medical field
be working a long shift in the hospital
smell a smell
a smell of... of fungus? Of rot? Of things, at least, that are definitely not supposed to be happening in a hospital
in walks (HAHA no, kidding, rolls) Rottingham
Rottingham had, I swear this is a direct quote, a BMI of "over 100."
Rottingham's FUPA has gone bad
Rottingham's FUPA, being folded and squeezed flesh undergoing approximately the same type and level of pressures as tectonic plates, has responded by hosting a fungus party
Apparently there is a particular kind of skin rash that is more vicious than others. I didn't catch the name, but it might have been tinea cruris or something similar. Jungle rot, jock itch, that general sort of thing.
the fungus was having a grand time
the fungus was eating Rottingham's FUPA
MedAnon is called in to help with surgery
What surgery, you ask? Hohohoho, innocent little lambs, what a question.
the doctors begin cutting
the doctors keep cutting
the doctors remove over 100 pounds of rotting FUPA
MedAnon tells me, with a look of remembered disgust, "it was about a leg's worth of mass."
Moral of the story 1; that cheesey smell coming off the gunt of the hambeast? That's literally their flesh rotting. It's the scent of fungi byproducts from consuming their skin.
Moral of the story 2; don't fap with used sweatsocks, apparently it encourages fungal colonization of your jimmies.