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[–] SelfReferenceParadox 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The skeletons were originally unearthed with dildo-shaped horns, but the archaeologists filed them into points. Big Bone doesn't want you to know.

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Evolution like this was helped by the fact that the T-Rex couldn't masterbate. It was a survival mechanism.

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[–] Obama_BinLadin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It only stands, or in this case sits, to reason.