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[–] ScalarWhaler 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I heard it had to do with him using their eggs for massive amounts of wasted eggnog. The months leading up to Christmas, Santa would spend getting ridiculously wasted, always leaving half the previous night's nog out to spoil. The waste of food and life was too much for both the egg-layers as well as the very powerful Oviraptor Alliance. Their retaliatory over-regulation of toy-making in response sparked the Great Elf Death Wave, the greatest extinction event in history.

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[–] HWY__395 [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] Hall_of_Cost 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

They hated everything about Christmas, but Santa Claus the most.

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[–] aeschynanthus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They were the original Grinch.

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[–] Ugwump 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And then they all got turned into fossil fuel. Getting coal in your stocking isn't just a punishment, it's a warning!

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[–] HWY__395 [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Holy crap! That makes so much sense.

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[–] valk2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is the best Dino Fact I've seen in ages.

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[–] HarveyHarveyJones 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

TIL Santa Claus is Adolf Hitler.

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[–] ScientiaPotentia 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

um, yu meen 65 hundred years ago.

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