[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Best one in a long time. Gets boring just seeing dudes wearing dresses and makeup.

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

This is actually not bad at all in comparison. We're becoming so desensitized to degeneracy that a dinosaur biogender dendrophiliac is a refreshing alternative.

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He's in for a rude awakening when that much cellulose rips a hole in his small intestine and his digestive system starts leaking bile and stomach acid into his abdomen.

[–] Le_Squish 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This happens to many vegans long term but they deny it.

[–] AndrewBlazeIt 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Didn't you know? Every vegan who's ever preached veganism to another person is always a certified gastrointerologist and shit.

They'd never make a mistake like that. Mistakes are for humans!

[–] High_Sierra_Trail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Another reason to refrain from eating kale.

[–] Otter5000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This has to be fake lol

[–] Titus-of-Voat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I feel like this is an expert level troll.

[–] hypersong 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I might of been here too long if this sort of thing seems rather tame.

[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Maybe it will find a hemlock plant to chew on.

[–] Gigan 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It looks like a zombie/corpse.

[–] chirock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Please eat poison ivy.

[–] Gumbatron 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'll just leave this here:

New buzz word: Ecosexuality


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