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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

I read that in such a pretentious snobbish voice, the fuck?

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

This thing approaching you at a bar is a good way to accidentally spend life in prison for theyslaughter.

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Theyslaughter! LOL

... Watch it becomes a thing if this shit keeps going the way it is.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Translation guide . "Coffee shop master" - barista, "passionate university noncompleter" - college drop out "nonbinary slam poet" - annoying.

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[–] library_of_stupid 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I didn't understand one word in three. It looks like English, it sounds like English, but the language is completely alien.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

That's the language of brain damage.

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[–] Itsdone63 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I feel like Dr. Oak these days. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Not that it matter but wasn’t he always called Professor?

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[–] Itsdone63 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Fuck, I've forgotten my childhood.

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[–] badruns 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's a faggot that women won't touch.

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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hey there, they had a song about this in 1964... https://m.hooktube.com/watch?v=yDpGsFI3WNg

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[–] markrod420 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

kill. it. with. fire.

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[–] ynnartAsIttuP 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Jesus Christ is conveniently returning with fire

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Never interrupt an enemy making a mistake. Hopefully it has abortions and eventually decides to sterilize itself.

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[–] Goathole 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

His mustache bothers me. Either commit or shave it off cunt, quit half assing it. I hate people that don't follow through.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Everything about this guy is half. His half-stache is appropriately representative of his life.

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[–] badruns 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Now now, I'd say he's a full faggot, not a half faggot.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

now you know why as a ranga with a full beard i DO NOT consider being compared to ed sheeran a compliment...

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[–] Goathole 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

ed sheeran

I just don't know who that is. He looks gay, and dirty, like a scrubby hipster. You should shave, get a tan and dress smartly if you look anything like him. It's not like I hit the lottery in the looks department but no one would call me a scrubby hippy.

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[–] Workman 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Damn, Coffee Shop Master? At 24? That's dedication. I'm 23 and I'm only a coffee shop journeyman.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It was the corner mustaches that turned you off, wasn’t it?

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

maybe it was the lack of anything joining them

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Big ender? You're a fat ass? Oop. Slam "poet".

"Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down." - Robert Frost, Address at Milton Academy, Massachusetts (17 May 1935)

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