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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Well, they've succeeded in making me concerned about mental health. Good job?

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And I will never eat cheese again.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah, that'll do it . . .

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[–] Goathole 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Cheese making is not farming. Are they growing corn? are they harvesting? are they drying? are they breeding cattle? Are they pulling teets?

No. A tanker rolls up, dumps off a few hundred gallons and they process it into cheese. That is not farming. You might as well call someone who plugs in a toaster an electrician.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Cheesemakers are bacteria farmers

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[–] Goathole 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Then so is my wife when she gets a yeast infection.

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[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Their pitchforks must be microscopic then.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

BLESSED! Blessed are the cheesemakers.

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[–] thelma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You part of the farmer teamsters #702?

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[–] Goathole 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I work for #702 as a regulator. I regulate any stealin' of this property, I'm damn good too. They got me spottin' for shills, propagandists and forum spies. But you can't be any geek off the street, you gotta be handy with the steel if you know what I mean, earn your keep.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This cheese tastes like ass.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good cheese does.

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[–] TheIrieOne 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Good cheese smells like ass not taste like it.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Talk about a subjective definition of good!

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[–] WalkerFuenteWalther 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Are the making cheese? Touched by a naked gay penis cheese? Set down on a counter that naked gay ass was leaning against a few minutes ago cheese?

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

He had to itch his nut sack before he picked up the cheese in the cooler . . .

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[–] EvilSeagull 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You know he did. Probably his ass too.

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[–] SayNOtothedress 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Men will do that clothes or no clothes.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

How do I ensure that my baker isn't a crazy faggot?

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[–] Korinthian 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Be part of a small tightknit community where you know your baker on a first name basis and genuinely consider him a friend.

Otherwise bake it yourself.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Look for the one with the 'NO WE DONT BAKE NO FAGGOT WEDDING CAKES HERE CONSARNIT' sign in the window.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Be careful though, it could be a faggot trick to sell you an AIDS cake.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Keep them away from the swiss cheese.

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[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hillary Clinton: "We have the worst people, the absolute worst."

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[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

So they're naked in a refrigerator/freezer?

quietly close the door, lock it from the outside, and set the temperature as low as possible

Two Frozen Faggots, coming right up.

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

When opportunity presents itself . . .

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