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[–] MrSaxoBeetus 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I've had a beagle and, not gonna lie, she hated fat people, but she hated everyone I hated, so I don't know if it was just because they were fat.
Also, she was very small, but her lungs packed quite a punch, she could bark for several hours, sometimes it got annoying.
Seeing that beagle in the picture brought me back so many good memories. Mine used to be a darker variation, but everything else is there: ears way too big for her head (I used to cover both her eyes with just a single ear), tongue out like she was smiling, and that never-ending playfulness that made me love her so much as a kid.
[–] journalistsarelazy [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I feel bad now, I only gave the beagle a fictional single slice of pizza.
[–] MrSaxoBeetus ago
Don't be sad, she might've been a single slice, but, to me, she was 5-slices worthy. :)
I wish this guide was true, however, I'd LOVE to have a fat-hater dog.