Old grumpy fart with a paid-for shack and minimal living expenses. Somehow survived into the 6th decade. Dame that appears to be mature for its age and not fat and not ugly with cooking and cleaning abilities unknown is increasingly friendly causing me to ponder what sharing a shack with a 27-year-old dame would result in.
Reality says the dame would likely not be agreeable to the requirement that my word is the law. My way or hit the fucking highway. If the dame was agreeable to reality and that the shack is my domain where the master is not to be scoffed and displeasing the King can result in banishment back to the likely stale, sterile low-class White stagnant backwoods background the hillbilly dame hails from.
An enduring thought is the large age discrepancy. If the reproduction was done at an early age I could easily be her grandfather. Damn. If reproduction was delayed I could be the lasses' father.
Cultural difference between a quintessential Baby Boomer and a Millennial/Generation Y. Damn!!!!! An entire Generation X lays between the Wench and I.
Positives and Negatives abound if the dame entered my domain.
Very doubtful if I would or should allow the lass to hang her panties to dry on the shower curtain rod. Still, there is no denying the physical attraction of a female that has the appearance of a female in her early 20s and in life's prime and conveys an aura of not being well enmeshed with male/female dalliances. She lives in a smaller outlaying town and commutes an unnecessarily lengthy distance to work with my guessing she does it to be in an area with a larger selection of males and to, perhaps, offer an escape from the boring, bland hometown for the excitement of the relatively Big City.
Not yet FORTY YEARS difference in age but close enough to think "OH FUCK!!!!!!"
Thoughts? Ideas? Lewd suggestions? Musings? Mumblings and grumblings of jealousy? Requests for pictures? Video? Offerings of cabins or yachts to be used in case of honeymoon? Offers to start GoFundMe site? Anything and everything but abject idiocy will be ignored.
Trump 2020!!!!
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