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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm on antibiotics from having a cyst taken/drained; my farts could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.

The past week has been just massive rips; sounds like mice with machine guns.

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[–] HulkJizz 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was in the hospital once roomed with a guy that hadn't shit for a week. One night it all let loose. About knocked me out for real. I was pushing that nurse buzzer thing so hard. The first nurse through the door went right back out.

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[–] TripleZ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Fuck hospitals. When I'm on my way out, no way am I leaving this life from a hospital bed.

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[–] deployable [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Holy fuck,I can't imagine not being to shit for a week. That would be surreal.