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[–] HulkJizz 1 point 4 points 5 points (+5|-1) ago
I have known my farts were deadly for a long time.
[–] The_Duke_of_Dabs 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I'm on antibiotics from having a cyst taken/drained; my farts could knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.
The past week has been just massive rips; sounds like mice with machine guns.
[–] HulkJizz 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I was in the hospital once roomed with a guy that hadn't shit for a week. One night it all let loose. About knocked me out for real. I was pushing that nurse buzzer thing so hard. The first nurse through the door went right back out.
[–] deployable [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
So this has been going on since infancy, you're 90 years old, and it wasn't the Zyklon-B that killed the 600 after all?
[–] HulkJizz 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Possible.