[–] HillBoulder 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Instructions unclear; now have fish stuck in anus.

[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You missed the hamster curry!

I’ve always loved how the Japanese can make a stale language like English refreshing.

“Because dolphins have a tendency to bite, do not put hands inside the pool.”