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[–] Its_over_9000 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Footnote to red: Before you panic and think you're dying, ask yourself if you've eaten any beets.

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[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I started a super smoothie diet lately... Totally at optimal poop. Its great. I've been upping the mushroom factor which seems to have helped as well. Sometimes when I eat a ton of blueberries it gets all dark.

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[–] tanukihat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Hah, I'm immune to all of this! I was gifted with Crohn's Disease, so I shit four times a day and it's explosive diarrhea every time! Don't worry though - it's super satisfying, way better than being constipated IMHO.

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[–] MarcusA 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Red poop can also be a sign that you ate beets last night. I scared myself with this once...

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[–] Dougal_McHaggis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fruit loops will make it green or blue.

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[–] Durm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Good job. Need more poop and all kinds of other info on Voat.

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[–] pizza_mine 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Poop happens. Screw this german happy thread. Those germans read their poop like tea leaves.

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[–] johnmclean 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sheeiiiiit.

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[–] WhiteRonin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That’s pure shitz!

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