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[–] Firevine 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That first one, what the fuck. Three years. Three piddly fucking years.

I get that most people put on some weight as they get older, but holy fuck, this shit is ridiculous. It took me 16 years to gain 15 pounds, and I am not the most active person around. How the fuck did these hamplanets accrete so damn quickly?

Wait...flipping back through the pics, I think I know the answer: ALCOHOL. There are a lot of white trash "look how drunk I am" pics. Fucking retards.