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[–] jervybingly 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A preacher, a priest, and a rabbi are talking about how much money they give to the Lord. "What about you, preacher—how do you decide how much money to give to God?"

"Well," he said, "I draw a big circle on the ground and throw all the money into the air. Whatever lands inside the circle, I give to the Lord."

"And you father?" "I draw a big circle on the ground and throw all the money into the air. Whatever lands outside the circle, I give to the Lord."

"And you rabbi?" "I throw all the money into the air—whatever the Lord wants, he takes."