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[–] Lordbananafist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this isn't a darwin award unless he was trying to fuck the shark's mouth

thoughts and prayers for mr. silva and his penis... wherever it is

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[–] WitnesstheSalt [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The shark struck just as lifeguards stationed on the beach had told the 18-year-old to come closer to the shore.

He had been ordered by his mother not to go to the beach following a horrendous shark attack in April in which a 34-year-old tourist lost an arm and a leg.

I concur that it's a bit of an edge case in that he wasn't being actively retarded.

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[–] Holonomic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Someone posted a vid of this on LL a day or so ago. It looked pretty bad, but it was hard to see how life-threatening it was. Too bad the kid died. Goes to show that when you are flapping around in the water you ARE a potential snack.