He came over and asked me if I would like to go out to lunch. I haven't talked to him in a month or so, so we went. He goes on to tell me that he's thinking of getting a divorce. He can't stand how his wife doesn't do a Damn thing except sit on her ass. She don't cook, she don't clean, she is always injured and going to the hospital for treatment. I believe she might be hurting herself to get pain pills. Anyways, he just got out of prison after two years in last October. Drunk driving. He tells me that the only had sex twice since he got out, and he found this site called fuckbook and found an old ex on there and tried to get together with her, but she shot him down. She accused him of stalking her. Anyways he is telling me that it's been a while and he wants to find a woman.
So after lunch we went to a mutual friends house and visited for a while. I had to go home cause my son was coming to my house from his mother's house. So my friend and I went to my house. Hanged out with my son for a while. Then another friend calls me and invites me and my friend over for a couple of drinks.
My son is a teenager and his friends come over and hang out with my son, so I take my friend that needs to find a woman over to my buddy's house for a drink and he has two single woman there. I figured I would help my buddy out.
We were having a few drinks, having a good time, everything was swell. So I let those women there know that my buddy needs to get laid. One of them is into it. Cool. So she kind of starts hinting towards him and flirting and it was obvious that he was into it. But he never made a move.
I tried encouraging him. Telling him this is better than fuckbook these girls are right here. And he still doesn't make a move. Finally one of the women just straight up says I want to have a cock in my pussy. Will someone put their cock in me? My friend just sits there looking at her. Doing nothing. She goes on, saying I don't care if you got a little tiny cock I just want you to fuck me with it. He just sits there looking at her. Then she's like if you don't want to stick it in me I would sure love to suck on it. Still he just sits there looking at her.
Finally my friend who lived at the house took her to his bedroom and gave her what she was begging for. The other guy was still just sitting there.
What the hell is wrong with that dude?
I mean, really.