Archived Have you noticed that children's characters are weird? (Conspiracy)
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Archived Have you noticed that children's characters are weird? (Conspiracy)
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[–] ardvarcus 0 points 10 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago
The people who make this garbage don't want to show happy, functional family units. They've reached a place of evil where they actually hate the family, hate normal marriage, and for that matter hate the concept of having children. They are literally Satanic, even though they don't realize it themselves.
[–] [deleted] 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
[–] Equilateral 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
i think that is not true the more i see they know theyre fucked up
[–] Simpleusername 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Children can entertain themselves. Cartoons are a bad babysitter and you are a failure as a parent if you allow any technology prior to 12.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I never considwred this angle. So true. Destruction of the family.
[–] LotharVonRichthofen 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Not sure if it affects the argument one way or the other, but the Smurfs were originally all male. Smurfette is essentially a golem. Gargamel made her out of clay and used magic to give her life, in order to sow discord among the smurfs.
[–] Conspirologist [S] ago
Only a pervert can come up with this idea.
[–] Steelerfish 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That’s why robot chicken is priceless
[–] Jayjayflo 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Greatness.
[–] bcboncs ago
Seth Green... of all people... you prefer his work?
[–] stomp442 ago
Obviously Smurfette was a who-re.
[–] Horrux ago
Actually if you want the MORE weird part is that children have so-called "imaginary" friends, which are entities that grown ups learn to not see. These entities are "negative-light" meaning they eat light and destroy it. One of the ways they do this is through their eyes which are huge and dark, and suck the light out of... life.
Cartoons with their huge black pupils, are there to show children how "harmless" these monsters are. And they are NOT. These monsters, now legitimized by the image box, go on to take over these children's lives.
If you wonder why you are lost, this is why. They are programming on this deep level too. And the forces this represents thoroughly own (((them))).