[–] Kregan 1 points 31 points (+32|-1) ago 

Nothing to see here folks, run along now, shut the fuck up, watch football and remember to hate Trump and drink responsibly.

[–] Shizy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or drink irresponsibly, screw a stranger, and get your abortion from planned parenthood so the body parts can be sold for a profit.

[–] l_voated_today 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Pretty interesting, if they aren't giving even a hit of a reason it's got to be something fucked up.

[–] HillBoulder 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

This much secrecy and the lack of involvement from local law enforced can mean only one thing in New Mexico. Little green men

[–] DependasaurusRex 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

And by that you mean "evil brown men," I am in complete agreement.

They are probably trying fo extract the helium for balloons, and any oil they can fin to cook their empanadas with, as is part and parcel.

[–] satisfyinghump 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

More likely then E.Ts, would be a sun flare that would disrupt normal civilization.

[–] srgmpdns 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

updated report:


Bizarre... you'd think they'd at least have a plausible cover story.

[–] Chempergrill 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)


"They [FBI] spoke with my sergeant initially and they said that they would be down for a few days so that could be anywhere from a few days to months, from my past experience," said Sheriff Benny House.

They somehow know in advance it will take at least a couple days, so a standoff is unlikely. Crime scene maybe?

[–] canbot 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Active investigation.

[–] butt_mugger5000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I heard the chinese were using some antenaee there to spy on US weapons tests facility nearby at white sands

[–] srgmpdns 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

[citation required]

... and why would that necessitate closing the Post Office?

[–] SchlangeHatRecht 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sturgeon told ABC 7 that he did not know who ordered the evacuation, adding "We remain suspended until we are allowed to return."

He accepted the order from someone. Makes no sense

[–] Kregan 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

But all jokes aside, this is beyond strange and I would def like to hear a follow up on this situation.

[–] theoldones 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

is there something the solar observatory shouldn't be seeing?

the USPS place is where the operational HQ would be located

some kind of sun cult?

[–] Vic_V 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

my first thought was the observatory observed something it shouldnt have. recently there were articles on "an object flying past earth larger than the giza pyramid"


[–] klobos 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Stargate is real.

[–] DanHalen 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's not too far from an air force base. What else is around it?

[–] EdSnowden 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 


The FBI is refusing to tell us what’s going on,” House said. “We’ve got people up there (at Sunspot) that requested us to standby while they evacuate it. Nobody would really elaborate on any of the circumstances as to why. The FBI were up there. What their purpose was nobody will say.”

He said he has a lot of unanswered question about what occurred at Sunspot.

“But for the FBI to get involved that quick and be so secretive about it, there was a lot of stuff going on up there,” House said. “There was a Blackhawk helicopter, a bunch of people around antennas and work crews on towers but nobody would tell us anything.”

Seems legit.

[–] Battlefat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 


Maybe one of you turbo autists can find a crumb...

[–] LexOrandiLexCredendi 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Found something.

The author is (((Liebowitz))).

[–] muffalettadiver 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

turbo autist <<<that's amazing

[–] SparkS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

courtesy of us air force lol

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